Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Steven Jackson

Here's to Steven Jackson to doing whatever it takes to rebound from his disappointing 2007 season. Jackson recently underwent a colonic per the recommendation of his girlfriend Supriya Harris. According to Harris, Jackson was in no mood to talk following the procedure:

When we got done and he walked out to the waiting room, I said, 'Steven, are you OK?' He said, 'I don't want to talk about it.' I swear to God, he looked like a kid who'd been in there with R Kelly."

Monday, May 12, 2008

Trung Canidate

Perennial backup Trung Canidate sat behind Marshall Faulk from 2000-2002, started in 2003, and sat behind Clinton Portis from then on. Below is an excerpt from this Wikipedia page:

Career Highlights and Awards
  • No notable achievements

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Randy Moss

From his website:

"I want to take time out to thank all of the fans for their support and for wishing me well in my return to New England. I'm ready to get back. We have some unfinished business to take care of."
$27M + $12M guaranteed = Straight cash homie

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Elisha Manning

His name is Elisha? Are you kidding me?! How did I not know this?

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Junior Seau

"...and now we'll try to become a part of...ever."

-Junior Seau

Friday, January 18, 2008

Pete from Toronto

Q: I'm 6-foot-5, 250 pounds, and not even close to being gay, so you know the Pats are good when people don't even look at me funny when I mention my man-crush on Tom Brady. Mostly, they nod in agreement. I think at least 60 percent of North American males must have a man-crush on Tom Brady at this point, whether they admit it or not. Think about it. You're out at a bar one night with more than a few cocktails in you, and there's Tom Brady, you get to talking, go out on the dance floor, and eventually you're back at the booth and he leans in and tilts his head just a little. Who's turning that down?
-- Pete, Toronto

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Tom Brady (Again)


26-28. 262 yards. 3 TD. Who is this guy?

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Tom Brady

Simply put, Tom Brady is a god among men. In all likelihood he had sex with at least 10 women without ejaculating - there's no other way to explain his godliness.

Sunday, February 1, 2004

Tom Brady

Though the race for Super Bowl MVP was tight (Deion Branch, Ed Hochuli, Janet Jackson's breast, the list goes on...) Tom Brady came away with the distinction. Lucky for him, he was also awarded a much more prestigious award: Dude of the Day.

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Ed Hochuli


Two words: hard core.