Sun Ming Ming

Standing 7'9" tall, his hands are somehow able to even dwarf Jon's alien hands. Sun also was a member of the Guinness Record tallest basketball team, where he undoubtedly shared stories about his acting (featured in "Rush Hour 3") with fellow basketball-player-turned-thespian Georghe Muresan ("My Giant").

S. Boyle

Boyle has done a great job filling in on the Young Guns for the first 2 games of the 2008 season. Most impressively, he leads the team in RBI and yarmulkes.