Cliff Lee

I've had a love/hate relationship with Lee ever since he joined the majors in 2002. First, he was a promising, lanky lefty pitching for my favorite team in the Central, so I loved him; then, he threw behind Griffey after he homered against him, so I really hated him; now, he owns an ERA+ of 1563 as a member of my fantasy team, Voldemort, and I want to bear his children.