Kevin Malone

With the Office premiere a week away, it seems as good a time as any to honor that M&M-loving, Police-covering accountant, Kevin Malone. He has one of the greatest necks in sitcom history, and his band Scrantonicity was one of the hottest wedding acts in the area before its unfortunate demise last year. Despite getting dumped by Stacey and sliding into heavy gambling debts, Kevin had arguably his best season ever last year. Keep it up, you big teddy bear.